So Sofa did you get fucked

[Yoddleinapeartree]

By Chuck

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Tag thier toes, check them off my list
Hoes get fucked they don't get kissed...RJR

[Sofa]

Not yet, we had a little motorcycle accident last nite that needed tending to, BUT.. chuck the doorhandle stalker called me 4 fruggen times yesterday.


If I can figure out how to record a wav onto my computer from my phone I will let everyone listen to the message he left.

Then he calls bright and early this morning, insisting that he brings the doorhandle over to my house. I told him that I was hesitant to give anyone my house address and with the recent events that have taken place, I'm sure he'd understand. He then says, Well then I'll leave the part in your mailbox and we dont have to even worry about interrupting things. "You will pay by check won't you", he says. Well heellll no I'm not paying by check..duh..it has my address on it. "I can really get your address off the internet if I wanted to anyway ya know".. he say's. And when I came by your work yesterday I overheard your boss giving her son the security code to the building, so I could even use that if I wanted. But of course I won't" he says.

I told him since we bank at the same place that I will leave him a money order with one of the girls up there and if he would just be so kind to drop the part off at either the bank or my work, then I would appreciate it.


I'm thinking this sucks. Chuck the serial doorhandle killer is wanting to molest me.


wish me luck at work today.

[Yoddleinapeartree]

This is really not even funny, I mean some of it did make me laugh. But its not fucking funny I said ~~trying to not laugh~~.

I don't like this chuck shit one bit, something very funny about it. I think I'd have to report to my boss that chuck that wants to fuck knows the code. Something about Chuck making me feel weird.

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Tag thier toes, check them off my list
Hoes get fucked they don't get kissed...RJR

[Sofa]

Chuck is wierd indeed.


He likes to call himself.. "charlie brown"

[Wizekrak]

911


is all i have to say..............



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~~all the crazy things i do, i do sober~~

[zztop]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Kristen ITC,Verdana,Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sofa:
Chuck is wierd indeed.


He likes to call himself.. "charlie brown"
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Are you sure his name isn't Mark Perkin?

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
Also, if she was a coke head and was a skanky ho, then there is no way I would fuck her.
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[Yoddleinapeartree]

Charlie Brown huh? So do you think Chuck will now always be a part of your life, I mean he knows where you work, he knows your bank, Christmas is right around the corner he'll need to bring you a little gift for that I'm thinking he will be sitting at your dinner table next Thanksgiving.

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Tag thier toes, check them off my list
Hoes get fucked they don't get kissed...RJR

[freeze]

sofa,
this is not good...... dude has got some things
seriously wrong.... It's dangerous to even
be "nice" to someone like that.

It only reaffirms the plausibility of him
having a door of opportunity...

Give him the Bitch's cold shoulder....

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You're no daisy....

[This message has been edited by freeze (edited December 02, 2001).]

[Sofa]

I've chopped chuck up into little tiny pieces and mixed a little bit of chicken broth and sliced mushrooms up with him.


I'm serving him with a white wine and green olives and a spinach salad.

I've put out all the silverware and am breaking out the china.

I'm thinking about wearing something light green with a scarf made out of silk.. probably a powdery pink color.

*wipes hands together* yumyumyum.